47

The number of earthquakes that actually happened yesterday.

BlagHag Jen's source defined the expected number of earthquakes at 0-148. So, we fell well within normal. She did a nifty little analysis with lots of charts and boxes and graphs and fun. You should go look. So, we demonstrated that at least god has poor aim and maybe a little delay or impotence in shaking the earth. Or maybe he likes boobies.

But, really, I think we succeeded in the real effort: making fun of assholes who want to blame women for natural phenomena. And, any day that I can do that, be it by laying naked in the city square or voting or finishing another degree, I'll gladly do it and recruit everyone I can.